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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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- ¶ OHH... ¶

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¶ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ¶

7
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ¶ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ¶

9
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

10
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- ¶ NOW, IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ¶

11
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

12
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- ¶ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ¶

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- OW!

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all: SPONGEBOB!

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- COME ON!

16
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all: SPONGEBOB!
- EVERYBODY!

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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¶ ¶

20
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- [laughing]

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¶ ¶

22
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[snoring and clock ticking]

23
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[alarm clock rings]

24
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- [meows]

25
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[alarm clocks ringing]

26
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[foghorn blares]

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[clacking]

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- GOOOOOD MORNING, GARY.

29
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- [meows]

30
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- A LITTLE OVERBOARD?

31
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AND TAKE A CHANCE OF BEING LATE

32
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FOR THE SINGLE GREATEST DAY
OF MY CAREER,

33
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THE ELEVENTY-SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB?

34
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HO-HO-HOOO.

35
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I THINK NOT.

36
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NO SELF-RESPECTING
KRUSTY KRAB EMPLOYEE

37
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WOULD BE LATE ON THIS DAY.

38
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[alarm clocks ringing]

39
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- [snorts]
WHAT THE--

40
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- SEE YOU AT THE BIG EVENT,
SQUIDWARD.

41
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OW.

42
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S BEEN
ELEVENTY-SEVEN YEARS ALREADY?

43
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- [meows]

44
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- OH, WATCH
THE POTTY MOUTH, GARE.

45
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TODAY IS A DAY
FOR GENTLE REFLECTION.

46
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[sighing] I REMEMBER MY FIRST
VISIT TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

47
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- I DON'T KNOW.

48
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THIS DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE A FAMILY RESTAURANT.

49
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- OH, WELL,
WHAT DO YOU THINK, BABY?

50
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT HERE?

51
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[bubbling]

52
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[chuckles]

53
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WELL, OKAY, THEN.

54
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WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?

55
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- KWABBY PATTY.

56
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- MMM.
- WOW. WOW.

57
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- MMM, YUMMY.

58
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[sucking]

59
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GOOD TIMES.

60
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[alarm clock ringing]

61
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OH, SORRY, GARY.
WE CAN REMINISCE LATER.

62
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I GOT TO GET READY.

63
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- [hisses]

64
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- ¶ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD
HAVE A CHANCE LIKE THIS ¶

65
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¶ WHAT DREAMS EXIST
AS BIG AS THIS ONE? ¶

66
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¶ IF HAPPINESS ARE PATTIES
FRYING ON THE GRILL ¶

67
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¶ I'LL HAVE MY FILL
UPON EACH FRESH BUN ¶

68
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¶ HERE'S A DAY
THAT COULDN'T GET MUCH BETTER ¶

69
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¶ IT IS THE GREATEST
THAT'S EVER BEEN ¶

70
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¶ IT'S SO COOL,
I OUGHT TO WEAR A SWEATER ¶

71
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¶ JUST TO HOLD ON
TO THAT WARM FEELING ¶

72
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¶ A MIRACLE IS SOMETHING
THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE ¶

73
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¶ YOU WILL RECEIVE,
AND THEN IT HAPPENS ¶

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¶ THIS IS WHAT I HAVE
TO CALL A MIRACLE ¶

75
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¶ MY HEART IS FULL
AND TOES ARE TAPPING ¶

76
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¶ HERE'S A DAY
THAT COULDN'T GET MUCH BETTER ¶

77
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¶ IT IS THE GREATEST
THAT'S EVER BEEN ¶

78
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¶ IT'S SO COOL,
I OUGHT TO WEAR A SWEATER ¶

79
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¶ JUST TO HOLD ON
TO THAT WARM FEELING ¶

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¶ SURE, I KNOW IT'S GONNA TAKE
A LOT OF WORK ¶

81
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¶ BUT HERE'S THE PERK
I THINK I MUST SAY ¶

82
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¶ WHEN YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING
THAT YOU REALLY LOVE ¶

83
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¶ AND SO PROUD OF,
THEN WORK IS LIKE PLAY ¶

84
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¶ HERE'S A DAY
THAT COULDN'T GET MUCH BETTER ¶

85
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¶ IT IS THE GREATEST
THAT'S EVER BEEN ¶

86
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¶ IT'S SO COOL,
I OUGHT TO WEAR A SWEATER ¶

87
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¶ JUST TO HOLD ON
TO THAT WARM FEELING ¶

88
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bonk!

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- HEY, HEY,
CHILL OUT, BUDDY.

90
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WE ALL WANT TO GET INTO THE
KRUSTY KRAB AS MUCH AS YOU DO.

91
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- BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO WAIT IN LINE.

92
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SORRY,
BUT I CAN'T BE LATE TODAY.

93
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- OOH.
- OW.

94
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- OOH.
- WHAT THE--

95
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- HEY.
- AH.

96
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- SORRY, EVERYONE,
BUT MR. KRABS NEEDS ME.

97
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[people shouting]

98
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[all talking at once]

99
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REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.

100
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- SIT DOWN, BOY.

101
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- HAPPY ELEVENTY-SEVENTH,
SQUIDWARD.

102
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- TODAY'S A BIG DAY
FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB.

103
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SO I WANT YOUSE
TO LISTEN UP.

104
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[mechanical whirring]

105
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IT'S A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
FOR PLANKTON

106
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TO TRY AND STEAL
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.

107
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[mechanical whirring]

108
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- ISN'T THAT
JUST THE KRUSTY KRAB?

109
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- NO, IT'S A HOLOGRAPHIC
PROJECTION OF THE KRUSTY KRAB.

110
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I WANT YOU TWO
TO WATCH ALL THE ENTRANCES.

111
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- YOU MEAN THE FRONT DOOR
AND THE BACK DOOR?

112
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- THOSE ARE JUST THE ONES
ON THE SURFACE.

113
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THERE'S AN ENTIRE NETWORK

114
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OF TUNNELS
AND AIR DUCTS UNDERGROUND.

115
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AND I WANT ALL EYES
ON THE LOOKOUT.

116
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- AYE, AYE, MR. KRABS.

117
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[popping]

118
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- RIGHT.

119
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STUDY THIS MAP.

120
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STAY EXTRA VIGILANT.

121
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DON'T FALL ASLEEP ON THE JOB.

122
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THAT MEANS YOU, SQUIDWARD.

123
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- WHAT? I HAVE NEVER
FALLEN ASLEEP ON DUTY.

124
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- DON'T MAKE ME HAVE
A FLASHBACK.

125
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- [snoring]

126
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[bubbling and snoring]

127
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ALL RIGHT, POINT TAKEN.

128
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- AND TO HELP WATCH OUT
FOR PLANKTON,

129
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I'VE HIRED SOME EXTRA SECURITY.

130
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smack!

131
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- YOU HIRED PATRICK?

132
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- WHAT, YOU EXPECT ME TO SPEND
MONEY ON A REAL SECURITY GUARD?

133
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YOU'RE MY FIRST LINE
OF DEFENSE, PATRICK.

134
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SO LOOK OUT FOR ANY
SUSPICIOROUS CHARACTERS.

135
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- YES, SIR.

136
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[grunting]

137
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WHO ARE YOU?
AND WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?

138
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- [chuckles]

139
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PLANKTON DOESN'T STAND
A CHANCE.

140
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- IT'S A CONSPIRACY,
I TELL YOU.

141
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1,003 TIMES I'VE ALMOST HAD
THAT RECIPE,

142
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AND 1,003 TIMES I'VE BEEN
LAUNCHED BY THAT KRABS.

143
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HE CELEBRATES ELEVENTY-SEVEN
YEARS OF SUCCESS,

144
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AND I'M LEFT WITH FOUR SCORE
AND 40 FORTNIGHTS OF FAILURE.

145
00:07:01,373 --> 00:07:02,839
I GIVE UP, KAREN.

146
00:07:02,908 --> 00:07:04,774
KRABS HAS WON.

147
00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:08,011
- WELL, YOU'LL NEVER GET
THE FORMULA WITH THAT ATTITUDE.

148
00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,247
MAYBE 1,004
WILL BE YOUR LUCKY NUMBER.

149
00:07:11,316 --> 00:07:13,483
- OH, YEAH.
YOU TRY GETTING LAUNCHED.

150
00:07:13,552 --> 00:07:15,551
- OH, RIGHT, THE LAUNCHINGS.

151
00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:18,221
I'VE GOT THEM ALL
ON MY HARD DRIVE.

152
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[baseball organ flourish]

153
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¶ ¶

154
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- OH!

155
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- FORE!

156
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- OW!

157
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[sea horse whinnying]

158
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AH!

159
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AAAH!

160
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OW!

161
00:07:41,146 --> 00:07:45,915
OW!

162
00:07:45,984 --> 00:07:47,184
OW!

163
00:07:47,252 --> 00:07:50,020
[whistle blows]

164
00:07:50,089 --> 00:07:51,654
- I'M TIRED TODAY, PLANKTON.

165
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO LAUNCH YOURSELF.

166
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[mournful steel guitar music]

167
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¶ ¶

168
00:08:03,802 --> 00:08:04,834
- SPLAT.

169
00:08:04,903 --> 00:08:05,869
[cries]

170
00:08:05,938 --> 00:08:07,103
- [giggles]

171
00:08:07,172 --> 00:08:08,438
- KAREN.

172
00:08:08,507 --> 00:08:09,773
- I'M SORRY.

173
00:08:09,842 --> 00:08:12,642
THAT LAST PART
ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH.

174
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- IT'S JUST NO USE.

175
00:08:15,547 --> 00:08:18,581
- TODAY IS THE PERFECT DAY
TO STEAL THE RECIPE.

176
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KRABS WILL BE
COMPLETELY DISTRACTED

177
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BY ALL THE FESTIVITIES.

178
00:08:22,421 --> 00:08:23,987
YOU CAN DO THIS.

179
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- YOU REALLY THINK SO?

180
00:08:25,223 --> 00:08:26,323
- OF COURSE I DO.

181
00:08:26,391 --> 00:08:28,091
NOW, WHO'S MY BIG MAN?

182
00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,226
- OH, KAREN.

183
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- COME ON.

184
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COME ON,
WHO'S MY BIG STRONG MAN?

185
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- I AM.

186
00:08:34,098 --> 00:08:35,432
- THAT'S RIGHT.

187
00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,900
NOW, GET OUT THERE
AND STEAL THAT RECIPE.

188
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- YES, MA'AM.

189
00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:41,676
[all chanting]
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

190
00:08:41,745 --> 00:08:43,311
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

191
00:08:43,379 --> 00:08:47,248
- NOW TO ADD SOME SPECIAL
ANNIVERSARY DEALS TO THE MENU.

192
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KRABBY PATTY: 20 BUCKS.

193
00:08:51,121 --> 00:08:53,821
39 BUCKS, 30.

194
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[laughs]

195
00:08:54,991 --> 00:08:58,126
OH, NUMBER ZERO,
HOW I LOVE YOU SO.

196
00:08:58,194 --> 00:08:59,127
SPONGEBOB.

197
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- YES, SIR.

198
00:09:00,397 --> 00:09:02,430
- I'M PUTTING YOU
IN CHARGE OF DECORATIONS.

199
00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,332
- OH, BUT, MR. KRABS.

200
00:09:04,401 --> 00:09:05,967
- YES, BOY?

201
00:09:06,036 --> 00:09:08,269
- I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WOULD BE
IN CHARGE OF DECORATIONS.

202
00:09:08,338 --> 00:09:10,271
- WHAT? BUT YOU ARE.

203
00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:11,406
- I AM?

204
00:09:11,475 --> 00:09:13,375
YAAAY!

205
00:09:13,444 --> 00:09:14,609
YEAH!

206
00:09:14,678 --> 00:09:16,777
YEAH!

207
00:09:16,846 --> 00:09:19,347
- SQUIDWARD,
I HAD CHORES FOR YOU,

208
00:09:19,416 --> 00:09:20,748
BUT YOU WON'T DO THEM ANYWAY.

209
00:09:20,817 --> 00:09:22,517
- IT ONLY TOOK YOU
ELEVENTY-SEVEN YEARS

210
00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:23,751
TO FIGURE THAT OUT?

211
00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:24,986
- HERE'S YOUR BUDGET, BOY.

212
00:09:25,055 --> 00:09:27,589
DECORATE IT ANY WAY YOU WANT.

213
00:09:27,657 --> 00:09:29,858
- WOW, 50ў.

214
00:09:29,927 --> 00:09:32,160
- YOU'RE LETTING SPONGEBOB
DECORATE?

215
00:09:32,229 --> 00:09:36,631
REMEMBER ALL THE OTHER TIMES
SPONGEBOB DECORATED?

216
00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,533
all: HMM.

217
00:09:38,602 --> 00:09:39,667
[upbeat banjo music]

218
00:09:39,736 --> 00:09:41,569
[cows mooing]

219
00:09:41,638 --> 00:09:43,505
- YEEEHAWWW!

220
00:09:43,573 --> 00:09:45,339
[laughing]

221
00:09:45,408 --> 00:09:48,810
[upbeat disco music]

222
00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,512
DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?

223
00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:52,380
[laughing]

224
00:09:52,449 --> 00:09:56,284
[blipping space sounds]

225
00:09:56,353 --> 00:09:58,219
[air sucking]

226
00:09:58,288 --> 00:10:01,022
- AAAAAH!

227
00:10:01,091 --> 00:10:02,991
- [laughing]

228
00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,592
all: HMM.

229
00:10:04,661 --> 00:10:05,860
- WELL, YOU WANT TO DO IT,
THEN?

230
00:10:05,929 --> 00:10:07,862
- NO.
- THEN SHUT YOUR PORTHOLE.

231
00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:11,166
- BATTENING DOWN
THE WORD HATCHES, SIR.

232
00:10:18,442 --> 00:10:20,341
[door slams]

233
00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:23,378
[extravagant music]

234
00:10:23,446 --> 00:10:30,686
¶ ¶

235
00:10:36,459 --> 00:10:38,226
WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU...

236
00:10:38,295 --> 00:10:42,064
- THERE WE GO.

237
00:10:49,373 --> 00:10:51,840
[squirting]

238
00:11:04,921 --> 00:11:08,957
[air hissing]

239
00:11:14,264 --> 00:11:15,563
YOUR CHANGE, SIR.

240
00:11:15,632 --> 00:11:16,764
- GOOD WORK, BOY.

241
00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:19,567
WHAT, THAT'S IT?

242
00:11:19,636 --> 00:11:21,536
DECORATIONS? CHECK.

243
00:11:21,605 --> 00:11:23,872
SECURITY?

244
00:11:23,941 --> 00:11:24,905
[shattering]

245
00:11:24,974 --> 00:11:26,173
- [mumbles incoherently]

246
00:11:26,242 --> 00:11:27,408
- CHECK.

247
00:11:27,477 --> 00:11:29,010
[all chanting]
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

248
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,513
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

249
00:11:31,582 --> 00:11:32,580
ding!

250
00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:34,349
- OKAY, OPEN YOUR EARS.

251
00:11:34,418 --> 00:11:36,918
THESE PEOPLE HAVE COME
FROM MILES AROUND

252
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:39,221
BECAUSE THEY LOVE MY PATTIES.

253
00:11:39,289 --> 00:11:41,989
I WANT EVERY EMPLOYEE
ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR.

254
00:11:42,058 --> 00:11:44,025
- ARE YOU GETTING
ANY OF THIS, SPONGEBOB?

255
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:47,628
- EVERY WORD, SQUIDWARD,
EVERY WORD.

256
00:11:47,697 --> 00:11:52,667
- SO LET'S GET OUT THERE
AND SELL SOME KRABBY PATTIES.

257
00:11:52,736 --> 00:11:53,701
- YES!

258
00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:54,803
YEAHHHHHHHHHH!

259
00:11:54,871 --> 00:11:56,504
OOH, I ALMOST FORGOT.

260
00:11:56,573 --> 00:11:57,939
MR. KRABS, WAIT.

261
00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:01,709
THERE'S ONE LAST DECORATION.

262
00:12:01,778 --> 00:12:04,946
I PRESENT TO YOU...

263
00:12:09,486 --> 00:12:12,186
I PRESENT TO YOU...

264
00:12:12,255 --> 00:12:14,222
[groans]

265
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:18,459
- OH!

266
00:12:18,528 --> 00:12:19,694
[wind whistling]

267
00:12:19,762 --> 00:12:20,962
[all gasp]

268
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,531
- MY ODE TO THE KRABBY PATTY,

269
00:12:23,599 --> 00:12:26,568
MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF ICE.

270
00:12:26,637 --> 00:12:30,071
- JEEZ, BOY.

271
00:12:30,139 --> 00:12:31,606
THIS THING'S ENORMOUS.

272
00:12:31,675 --> 00:12:33,108
- AND COLD.

273
00:12:33,176 --> 00:12:34,743
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
THIS THING OUT OF HERE.

274
00:12:34,811 --> 00:12:35,743
ME CUSTOMERS ARE WAITING.

275
00:12:35,812 --> 00:12:37,211
- READY.

276
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,846
SET.

277
00:12:38,915 --> 00:12:43,785
[all grunting]

278
00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:48,923
[door slams]

279
00:12:48,992 --> 00:12:51,292
[all scream]

280
00:12:51,361 --> 00:12:53,595
GUYS, I'M OKAY.
NO NEED TO SCREAM.

281
00:12:53,664 --> 00:12:55,363
[all scream]

282
00:12:55,432 --> 00:12:56,430
- THE DOOR.

283
00:12:56,499 --> 00:12:57,599
[metallic knocking]

284
00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:58,967
- OH, NO.
PATRICK, STAND UP.

285
00:12:59,036 --> 00:13:00,601
WE'RE LOCKED IN.

286
00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:04,206
THIS IS GONNA SPOIL THE
ELEVENTY-SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY.

287
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,442
[all chanting]
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

288
00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:09,944
- SOMEBODY. ANYBODY.

289
00:13:10,013 --> 00:13:11,379
I DON'T CARE WHO.

290
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,481
- HOW DO WE GET OUT?
- EVERYBODY CALM DOWN.

291
00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:15,583
I'VE SPENT A LIFETIME
WORKING IN THIS RESTAURANT,

292
00:13:15,652 --> 00:13:17,985
AND I KNOW THAT THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY OUT OF HERE.

293
00:13:18,054 --> 00:13:19,621
- A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA?

294
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:21,522
- NO.

295
00:13:21,591 --> 00:13:26,795
THE AIR DUCT.

296
00:13:26,863 --> 00:13:28,563
THIS WAY, BOYS.

297
00:13:28,632 --> 00:13:30,031
- OOF.

298
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,600
- ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS HEAD THROUGH THIS DUCT.

299
00:13:32,669 --> 00:13:33,801
- WHICH ONE?

300
00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:35,669
THERE MUST BE 20 WAYS
TO GO.

301
00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:37,105
- NOT TO WORRY, SQUIDWARD.

302
00:13:37,174 --> 00:13:39,540
I HAVE THE ENTIRE MAP
MEMORIZED.

303
00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:42,043
[grunts]

304
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,878
[straining]

305
00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:46,480
- UH, HMM, UH...

306
00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:48,416
- HURRY UP, GUYS.
THIS KIND OF HURTS.

307
00:13:48,485 --> 00:13:49,884
- WELL, ACCORDING TO THE MAP,

308
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:51,686
WE JUST GO STRAIGHT,
TAKE A RIGHT

309
00:13:51,755 --> 00:13:54,222
BETWEEN THESE THREE
MOLDY TREE STUMPS,

310
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,491
THEN HEAD TOWARDS
THAT KIDNEY BEAN-SHAPED

311
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,692
PUDDLE OF GRAVY.

312
00:13:57,761 --> 00:13:59,927
- THAT'S NOT THE MAP,
YOU OLD BARNACLE.

313
00:13:59,996 --> 00:14:03,031
THOSE ARE THREE MOLES
AND A BIRTHMARK.

314
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,532
- OH.

315
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,901
ALL RIGHT,
THEN LET'S TRY THIS ONE.

316
00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,703
all: AAAH-OOF.

317
00:14:08,772 --> 00:14:10,037
- IT'S THIS WAY.

318
00:14:10,106 --> 00:14:12,807
[crashing and groaning]

319
00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,509
- HERE IT IS.

320
00:14:14,578 --> 00:14:18,346
all: AAAAH!

321
00:14:19,783 --> 00:14:20,748
- OOF.

322
00:14:20,817 --> 00:14:21,816
- OH.

323
00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:23,251
- UH.
- OOF.

324
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,986
- [groaning]
OH.

325
00:14:25,055 --> 00:14:26,887
EH? WHAT'S THIS?

326
00:14:26,956 --> 00:14:29,156
IT'S AN OLD
KRABBY PATTY WRAPPER.

327
00:14:29,225 --> 00:14:33,561
AW, THAT TAKES ME BACK
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

328
00:14:34,898 --> 00:14:37,731
- NOW A WORD
FROM OUR SPONSOR.

329
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,301
- ¶ K-R-A-B-B-Y ¶

330
00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:42,003
¶ P-A-T-T-Y ¶

331
00:14:42,072 --> 00:14:43,404
- ¶ BAH-BOM-BOM-BOM-BOM ¶

332
00:14:43,473 --> 00:14:45,740
- ¶ KRABBY PATTY,
GIVE 'EM A TRY ¶

333
00:14:45,809 --> 00:14:48,410
- ¶ COME ON DOWN
AND BUY, BUY, BUY ¶

334
00:14:48,478 --> 00:14:50,645
- ¶ NOT JUST ONE OR TWO
OR THREE ¶

335
00:14:50,714 --> 00:14:53,547
¶ BUT ENOUGH
FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY ¶

336
00:14:53,616 --> 00:14:56,550
- YES, FOLKS, NINE OUT OF TEN
DOCTORS RECOMMEND EATING

337
00:14:56,619 --> 00:14:58,286
AT LEAST ONE KRABBY PATTY
A DAY

338
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,620
TO MAINTAIN
A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE

339
00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,556
AND A YOUTHFUL,
POSITIVE ATTITUDE.

340
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,424
- I'M A DOCTOR,
AS FAR AS YOU KNOW,

341
00:15:03,492 --> 00:15:06,294
AND I BELIEVE KRABBY PATTIES
ADD YEARS TO YOUR LIFE.

342
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,696
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

343
00:15:07,764 --> 00:15:09,296
GO OUT AND GET YOURSELF
A KRABBY PATTY.

344
00:15:09,365 --> 00:15:11,066
OR BUY A SACKFUL OF KRABBIES.

345
00:15:11,134 --> 00:15:14,635
OR BETTER YET, GO OUT AND GET
YOURSELF A CASE OF THE KRABBIES

346
00:15:14,704 --> 00:15:16,303
FOR YOUR HEALTH.

347
00:15:16,372 --> 00:15:19,006
- ¶ K-R-A-B-B-Y ¶

348
00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:22,009
¶ P-A-T-T-Y ¶

349
00:15:22,078 --> 00:15:26,381
¶ KRABBY PATTY ¶

350
00:15:26,449 --> 00:15:29,551
[cash register dings]

351
00:15:33,723 --> 00:15:36,658
- [munching]

352
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,192
- AHH.

353
00:15:38,261 --> 00:15:42,997
BACK THEN, A KRABBY PATTY
ONLY COST A DIME.

354
00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:45,299
IT WAS A DARK AND EVIL TIME.

355
00:15:45,368 --> 00:15:47,401
I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES.

356
00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,971
- [crying]
WE'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE.

357
00:15:50,039 --> 00:15:51,005
- DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.

358
00:15:51,074 --> 00:15:52,006
WE'LL FIND OUR WAY OUT.

359
00:15:52,075 --> 00:15:53,341
AND THEN WE'LL HAVE

360
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,409
THE BEST ELEVENTY-SEVENTH
ANNIVERSARY EVER.

361
00:15:55,478 --> 00:15:59,947
ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS STICK TOGETHER.

362
00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:04,352
- [panting]

363
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,421
- [growls]
STOP BREATHING ON MY NECK.

364
00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:07,221
BLECH.

365
00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:08,856
- [inhales deeply]

366
00:16:08,925 --> 00:16:12,894
MMM.

367
00:16:12,963 --> 00:16:14,295
PAAAH.

368
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,897
[pants wildly]

369
00:16:16,966 --> 00:16:20,601
- HEY, I THINK I SEE THE EXIT.

370
00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:25,239
AH, BARNACLES,
IT'S JUST THE SURVEILLANCE ROOM.

371
00:16:25,308 --> 00:16:28,976
- OH, MY HOUSE IS ON TV.

372
00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:31,512
- ALL OF OUR HOUSES ARE ON TV.

373
00:16:31,581 --> 00:16:34,148
- [meowing]

374
00:16:34,217 --> 00:16:37,151
- GARY THE SNAIL, YOU GET DOWN
FROM THAT BED THIS INSTANT.

375
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:42,023
- HEY, THERE'S MY HOUSE.

376
00:16:42,091 --> 00:16:43,724
- YOU LEFT YOUR TV ON.

377
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:44,825
- WELL, DUH.

378
00:16:44,894 --> 00:16:46,694
I DON'T WANT TO MISS MY SHOWS.

379
00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:49,830
- LOOK, IT'S SANDY.

380
00:16:49,899 --> 00:16:51,699
- AAAH.

381
00:16:51,768 --> 00:16:53,201
- MR. KRABS,

382
00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:55,669
WHY DO YOU HAVE CAMERAS
WATCHING US?

383
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:57,705
- OH, WELL, UH--EH--

384
00:16:57,773 --> 00:17:01,275
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
YOU ALL FLOSS AFTER EVERY MEAL.

385
00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:02,609
- THANK YOU, MR. KRABS.

386
00:17:02,678 --> 00:17:04,545
DENTAL HYGIENE
IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT.

387
00:17:04,614 --> 00:17:06,380
- HEY, WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?

388
00:17:06,449 --> 00:17:08,249
- I THINK IT'S US, PATRICK.

389
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,817
BUT WHO ARE THEY?

390
00:17:09,886 --> 00:17:12,520
[feedback whines]

391
00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:14,489
[all chanting]
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

392
00:17:14,558 --> 00:17:15,490
- [gasps]

393
00:17:15,558 --> 00:17:17,591
ME CUSTOMERS ARE GETTING ANTSY.

394
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:20,327
[all chanting]
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

395
00:17:20,396 --> 00:17:21,362
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

396
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,264
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

397
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,801
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

398
00:17:35,645 --> 00:17:37,044
- [screams]

399
00:17:37,113 --> 00:17:38,045
OOF.

400
00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:39,314
OW.

401
00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:40,448
[groaning]

402
00:17:40,516 --> 00:17:42,383
- WE'RE GETTING WARM.

403
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,385
I CAN FEEL IT.

404
00:17:44,453 --> 00:17:47,821
- THAT MIGHT JUST BE
MY HAND, MR. KRABS.

405
00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:49,323
- HMM, A CROSSROADS.

406
00:17:49,392 --> 00:17:50,791
I'LL GO THIS WAY,

407
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:53,995
AND, SPONGEBOB,
YOU LEAD THEM DOWN THAT WAY.

408
00:17:54,064 --> 00:17:55,696
- LEAD THEM?

409
00:17:55,765 --> 00:17:58,899
I CAN FINALLY USE MY LEADER HAT
AND MY LEDERHOSEN.

410
00:17:58,968 --> 00:18:00,301
- NICE.

411
00:18:00,369 --> 00:18:02,270
- THOSE ARE JUST SOCK GARTERS,
YOU IDIOT.

412
00:18:02,339 --> 00:18:04,371
- FOLLOW ME.

413
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,939
- THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.

414
00:18:06,008 --> 00:18:08,910
IT'S JUST NOT HAPPENING.

415
00:18:13,082 --> 00:18:14,181
[all grunting]

416
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,918
- GUYS, IT'S A DEAD END.

417
00:18:16,987 --> 00:18:20,991
[all scream]

418
00:18:24,226 --> 00:18:26,092
<i>- IT'S PATCHY THE PIRATE'S
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS FAN CLUB</i>

419
00:18:26,161 --> 00:18:28,328
<i> BIG TIME IMPRESSIVE CELEBRITY
TELEVISION EXTRAVAGANZA,</i>

420
00:18:28,396 --> 00:18:29,529
WITH CELEBRITY GUESTS:

421
00:18:29,598 --> 00:18:31,498
BASKETBALL MASCOT
THE 3-POINT FOWL,

422
00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:32,833
THE GUY ON THE PENNY,

423
00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:35,368
HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN,

424
00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:37,937
MUSICAL GUEST PINK,

425
00:18:38,006 --> 00:18:41,274
SIR QUENTIN AND HIS LITTLE
WOODEN SIDEKICK, MR. TINDER,

426
00:18:41,343 --> 00:18:44,544
AND GUEST OF HONOR,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

427
00:18:44,613 --> 00:18:46,312
FROM ENCINO, CALIFORNIA,

428
00:18:46,381 --> 00:18:48,715
THE PRESIDENT OF THE
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS FAN CLUB

429
00:18:48,784 --> 00:18:51,518
AND YOUR HOST,
PATCHY THE PIRATE.

430
00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:54,487
[drumroll]

431
00:18:54,556 --> 00:18:57,390
[bubbly big band music]

432
00:18:57,459 --> 00:18:59,459
- [inhales wheezily]

433
00:18:59,528 --> 00:19:02,028
¶ TEN YEARS... ¶

434
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:05,065
- BAWK! YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THE WRONG CAMERA.

435
00:19:05,134 --> 00:19:07,334
- ANYHOO, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT,
KIDS?

436
00:19:07,403 --> 00:19:09,135
IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS
SINCE I STARTED

437
00:19:09,204 --> 00:19:12,005
THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
FAN CLUB.

438
00:19:12,074 --> 00:19:14,675
AND HE'S HERE IN PERSON.
[giggles]

439
00:19:14,743 --> 00:19:16,509
I'M FINALLY GONNA MEET ME IDOL.

440
00:19:16,578 --> 00:19:17,643
HEH-HEH.

441
00:19:17,712 --> 00:19:20,180
LET'S BRING HIM OUT NOW.

442
00:19:20,249 --> 00:19:26,653
PLEASE WELCOME
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

443
00:19:26,722 --> 00:19:28,555
HEH-HEH-HEH.

444
00:19:28,623 --> 00:19:30,090
- SQUAWK.
SQUAWK, SQUAWK, SQUAWK.

445
00:19:30,158 --> 00:19:32,158
SQUAWK, SQUAWK, SQUAWK.
BAWK!

446
00:19:32,227 --> 00:19:33,593
- WHAAAAAT?

447
00:19:33,662 --> 00:19:36,295
GRRR--WHAT DO YOU MEAN
HE'S NOT COMING?

448
00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:39,833
TEN YEARS I BEEN PRESIDENTING
HIS FAN CLUB.

449
00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:43,069
NOW I THROW HIM
A TELEVISION EXTRAVAGANZA,

450
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,872
AND HE CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED
TO SHOW UP?

451
00:19:45,941 --> 00:19:49,108
WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE
ABOUT THAT.

452
00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:54,447
[grunts]

453
00:19:54,516 --> 00:20:00,253
[motor puttering]

454
00:20:00,322 --> 00:20:05,859
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I GAVE UP
MY HAWAIIAN VACATION FOR THIS.

455
00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:09,862
- I REALLY LOVE YOUR MUSIC.

456
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:13,867
- REMIND ME TO MAKE MY AGENT
WALK THE PLANK.

457
00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:16,102
- BAWK!
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?

458
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:19,205
- PASSAGE ON THE NEXT STEAMER
OUT OF HERE?

459
00:20:19,274 --> 00:20:23,276
- JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES.
BAWK!

460
00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:24,911
- WELL, THERE'S NO USE
SITTING AROUND

461
00:20:24,979 --> 00:20:26,279
LIKE A BUNCH OF BARNACLES

462
00:20:26,348 --> 00:20:28,615
ON THE BOTTOM
OF A DRY-DOCKED DINGHY.

463
00:20:28,683 --> 00:20:30,550
LET'S DO SOME PRACTICING.

464
00:20:30,619 --> 00:20:32,952
all: ARRRR.

465
00:20:33,021 --> 00:20:34,887
- ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

466
00:20:34,956 --> 00:20:39,025
[ambling sea shanty music]

467
00:20:39,094 --> 00:20:40,226
¶ OUR GUMS ARE BLACK ¶

468
00:20:40,295 --> 00:20:42,995
¶ OUR TEETH ARE FALLING OUT ¶

469
00:20:43,064 --> 00:20:44,264
¶ WE GOT SPOTS ON OUR BACKS ¶

470
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:46,499
¶ SO GIVE IT UP
AND SHOUT ¶

471
00:20:46,568 --> 00:20:48,168
all: ¶ WE GOT SCURVY ¶

472
00:20:48,237 --> 00:20:50,837
- ¶ WE NEED SOME VITAMIN C ¶

473
00:20:50,906 --> 00:20:52,239
all: ¶ WE GOT SCURVY ¶

474
00:20:52,307 --> 00:20:54,607
- ¶ WE NEED A LEMON TREE ¶

475
00:20:54,676 --> 00:20:56,209
all: ¶ WE GOT SCURVY ¶

476
00:20:56,277 --> 00:20:59,212
- ¶ WE JUST CHILLIN'
ON THE SEA ¶

477
00:20:59,281 --> 00:21:02,716
¶ LET'S GET
THIS SCURVY STARTED ¶

478
00:21:02,785 --> 00:21:05,218
¶ A PIRATE AIN'T WORTHY ¶

479
00:21:05,287 --> 00:21:07,620
¶ TILL HE GOT SOME SCURVY ¶

480
00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:09,222
¶ SINCE YOU GOT YOUR SCURVY ON ¶

481
00:21:09,290 --> 00:21:11,290
¶ YOU UNNERVE ME
WHEN YOU SING THAT SONG ¶

482
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:13,092
¶ SCURVY ¶
- ¶ SCURVY ¶

483
00:21:13,161 --> 00:21:15,027
- ¶ WE GOT SCURVY ¶
- ¶ SCURVY ¶

484
00:21:15,096 --> 00:21:17,063
- ¶ WE GOT SCURVY ¶
- ¶ SCURVY ¶

485
00:21:17,132 --> 00:21:19,666
- ¶ WE GOT SCURVY ¶
- ¶ SCURVY ¶

486
00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:22,702
¶ ¶

487
00:21:22,771 --> 00:21:26,573
[water splashing]

488
00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:31,178
[dramatic orchestral music]

489
00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:36,516
¶ ¶

490
00:21:36,585 --> 00:21:37,517
- HEY.

491
00:21:37,586 --> 00:21:42,589
[screams]

492
00:21:42,658 --> 00:21:44,290
OH, THERE IT IS.

493
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:49,396
OH, I'M COMING FOR YOU,
SQUAREPANTS.

494
00:21:49,465 --> 00:21:51,264
[screams]

495
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:55,701
- [chomping]

496
00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:57,336
- AAAH!

497
00:21:57,405 --> 00:21:58,337
OOH.

498
00:21:58,406 --> 00:21:59,339
OW.

499
00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:00,840
[groaning]

500
00:22:00,909 --> 00:22:03,342
[screaming]

501
00:22:03,411 --> 00:22:04,477
OH.

502
00:22:04,546 --> 00:22:07,012
PHEW, THANK NEPTUNE
THAT'S OVER.

503
00:22:07,081 --> 00:22:08,481
- [screaming]
- UH-OH.

504
00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:12,519
- OW.

505
00:22:12,588 --> 00:22:13,887
[birds tweeting]

506
00:22:13,956 --> 00:22:15,755
- SPONGEBOB?

507
00:22:15,824 --> 00:22:19,025
AH, WHY MUST YOU
ALWAYS RUIN MY PLANS?

508
00:22:19,094 --> 00:22:20,694
- PLANKTON.

509
00:22:20,762 --> 00:22:23,629
YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL
THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE AGAIN.

510
00:22:23,698 --> 00:22:26,833
- I--I DIDN'T, UH--

511
00:22:26,902 --> 00:22:28,367
OKAY, FINE.

512
00:22:28,436 --> 00:22:29,402
YOU CAUGHT ME.

513
00:22:29,471 --> 00:22:30,670
YOU HAPPY NOW?

514
00:22:30,738 --> 00:22:32,405
- YOU KNOW, THIS REMINDS ME
OF THE TIME

515
00:22:32,473 --> 00:22:36,876
MR. KRABS CONFIDED IN ME
THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE.

516
00:22:36,945 --> 00:22:39,479
EH--OH, I DON'T WANT TO BORE YOU
WITH MY SILLY OLD STORIES.

517
00:22:39,548 --> 00:22:42,882
- OH, YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY
BORE ME.

518
00:22:42,951 --> 00:22:44,417
- WELL, OKAY.

519
00:22:44,486 --> 00:22:46,819
MR. KRABS CALLED ME
INTO HIS OFFICE.

520
00:22:46,888 --> 00:22:48,421
- SPONGEBOB,
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING HERE

521
00:22:48,489 --> 00:22:51,925
FOR A WHILE NOW,
SO I THINK I CAN TRUST YOU.

522
00:22:51,993 --> 00:22:53,726
IT'S TIME I TOLD YOU.

523
00:22:53,795 --> 00:22:54,928
- OH!

524
00:22:54,996 --> 00:22:55,995
YOU MEAN--

525
00:22:56,064 --> 00:22:59,933
- YES, THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.

526
00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:01,434
FOLLOW ME, SON.

527
00:23:01,502 --> 00:23:04,871
WE NEED TO GO
WHERE NO ONE WILL EVER HEAR US.

528
00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:07,908
[dramatic music]

529
00:23:07,976 --> 00:23:15,215
¶ ¶

530
00:23:22,657 --> 00:23:26,826
[thunder booming]

531
00:23:26,895 --> 00:23:28,895
[hawk screeching]

532
00:23:28,964 --> 00:23:34,401
[wind whistling]

533
00:23:41,276 --> 00:23:42,641
UGH.

534
00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:44,143
WE FINALLY MADE IT.

535
00:23:44,212 --> 00:23:47,914
QUICK, INTO ME OFFICE
BEFORE ANYONE SEES US.

536
00:23:47,983 --> 00:23:49,048
- WHAT?

537
00:23:49,116 --> 00:23:50,450
YOU WENT IN A CIRCLE.

538
00:23:50,518 --> 00:23:52,586
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST STAY
IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?

539
00:23:52,654 --> 00:23:54,587
- WE WANTED TO MAKE SURE
WE WEREN'T FOLLOWED.

540
00:23:54,656 --> 00:23:58,591
THEN MR. KRABS LEANED CLOSE
AND WHISPERED THE RECIPE.

541
00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:00,427
- YES? GO ON.

542
00:24:00,495 --> 00:24:05,798
- NOW, REMEMBER, YOU CAN NEVER
TELL ANOTHER LIVING SOUL.

543
00:24:05,867 --> 00:24:07,066
- WAIT. WAIT.
HOLD ON.

544
00:24:07,135 --> 00:24:08,067
- WHAT'S THAT?

545
00:24:08,136 --> 00:24:09,768
- MY PEN IS OUT OF INK.

546
00:24:09,837 --> 00:24:13,239
[growls]

547
00:24:13,307 --> 00:24:14,641
OKAY, OKAY, GO AHEAD.

548
00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:17,843
- PLANKTON,
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME FORMULA,

549
00:24:17,912 --> 00:24:19,712
NOT EVEN IN A FLASHBACK.

550
00:24:19,781 --> 00:24:22,348
[laughs]

551
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:23,616
- WAAAH!

552
00:24:23,685 --> 00:24:24,650
OOF.

553
00:24:24,719 --> 00:24:25,685
OW.

554
00:24:25,753 --> 00:24:27,287
[groaning]

555
00:24:27,355 --> 00:24:30,757
- SPONGEBOB, IF YOU HAD NEVER
COME TO BIKINI BOTTOM,

556
00:24:30,826 --> 00:24:33,293
THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING.

557
00:24:33,362 --> 00:24:35,962
- SQUIDWARD,
WHAT'S WITH THE CREEPY SMILE?

558
00:24:36,031 --> 00:24:37,297
- I WAS JUST--HEE-HEE--

559
00:24:37,366 --> 00:24:39,832
REMEMBERING THE WORLD
BEFORE SPONGEBOB.

560
00:24:39,901 --> 00:24:43,903
[giggles maniacally]

561
00:24:43,972 --> 00:24:50,043
[yawns]

562
00:24:50,112 --> 00:24:54,380
[water dripping]

563
00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:56,148
[popping]

564
00:24:56,217 --> 00:24:59,052
all: MORNING, SQUIDWARD.

565
00:24:59,121 --> 00:25:01,554
[birds chirping]

566
00:25:01,623 --> 00:25:05,458
- [sighs]

567
00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:21,207
thwock!

568
00:25:31,086 --> 00:25:33,986
GOOD MORNING, NOT SPONGEBOB.

569
00:25:34,055 --> 00:25:37,590
[smooching]

570
00:25:37,659 --> 00:25:38,591
[sighs]

571
00:25:38,659 --> 00:25:41,061
- [laughs]

572
00:25:41,129 --> 00:25:44,597
BUT, SQUIDWARD,
YOU'RE GLAD I MOVED IN.

573
00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:49,002
REMEMBER THAT DAY?

574
00:25:49,071 --> 00:25:50,002
UH-UH.

575
00:25:50,071 --> 00:25:51,003
NAH.

576
00:25:51,072 --> 00:25:53,206
NO.

577
00:25:58,646 --> 00:26:01,714
[hull creaking]

578
00:26:01,783 --> 00:26:03,650
splash!

579
00:26:09,858 --> 00:26:12,425
- [sighs]

580
00:26:12,494 --> 00:26:14,794
- OKAY, WELL,
THAT'S EVERY AVAILABLE HOUSE

581
00:26:14,863 --> 00:26:17,530
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.

582
00:26:17,598 --> 00:26:22,402
- MY SECRET GARDEN
IS FINALLY DONE.

583
00:26:22,471 --> 00:26:25,771
boom!

584
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,640
[door creaks open]

585
00:26:27,709 --> 00:26:28,807
- OH, YEAH.

586
00:26:28,876 --> 00:26:30,209
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE.

587
00:26:30,278 --> 00:26:33,212
[angelic singing and harp music]

588
00:26:33,281 --> 00:26:34,680
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

589
00:26:34,749 --> 00:26:36,583
I'LL TAKE IT.

590
00:26:40,188 --> 00:26:41,353
HI, NEIGHBOR.

591
00:26:41,422 --> 00:26:43,722
I'M SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

592
00:26:43,791 --> 00:26:47,026
AND WE'RE GOING TO BE
BESTEST FRIENDS.

593
00:26:47,095 --> 00:26:50,897
HEY, PATRICK, GUESS WHO
JUST MOVED IN RIGHT NEXT DOOR.

594
00:26:50,965 --> 00:26:52,966
- NEIGHBOR HUG.

595
00:26:53,034 --> 00:26:54,567
- [groans]

596
00:26:54,635 --> 00:26:56,636
[people chanting distantly]
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

597
00:26:56,704 --> 00:27:00,239
- [gasps]
WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

598
00:27:00,308 --> 00:27:01,508
[gasps]

599
00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:04,110
CUSTOMERS.

600
00:27:04,179 --> 00:27:05,978
[all chanting]
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

601
00:27:06,047 --> 00:27:07,880
WE WANT TO SPEND MONEY.

602
00:27:07,949 --> 00:27:09,114
- WHAT DO WE WANT?

603
00:27:09,183 --> 00:27:10,917
all: KRABBY PATTIES.

604
00:27:10,985 --> 00:27:12,284
- WHY DO WE WANT THEM?

605
00:27:12,353 --> 00:27:14,454
all: TO SPEND MONEY.

606
00:27:14,523 --> 00:27:16,121
- OH, NO.

607
00:27:16,190 --> 00:27:18,190
ALL THAT LOOSE CHANGE
OUT THERE

608
00:27:18,259 --> 00:27:21,060
IS DRIVING ME WALLET MAD
WITH MONEY LUST.

609
00:27:21,129 --> 00:27:23,162
[wallet growling and panting]

610
00:27:23,231 --> 00:27:27,099
POOR LITTLE GUY'S STARVING.

611
00:27:27,168 --> 00:27:28,134
THERE YOU GO, BOY.

612
00:27:28,203 --> 00:27:29,168
YOU'RE FREE.

613
00:27:29,237 --> 00:27:30,236
GO TOWARDS THE MONEY, BOY.

614
00:27:30,305 --> 00:27:32,305
TOWARDS THE MONEY.

615
00:27:32,374 --> 00:27:34,841
- HEY, A WALLET.

616
00:27:34,910 --> 00:27:36,843
AND THERE'S 50 BUCKS IN IT.

617
00:27:36,911 --> 00:27:38,211
ALL RIGHT.

618
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,245
- HEY.

619
00:27:39,314 --> 00:27:41,380
OH, NO.

620
00:27:41,449 --> 00:27:43,849
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

621
00:27:43,918 --> 00:27:46,185
[crying]

622
00:27:46,254 --> 00:27:48,220
WE GOT TO GET OUT
OF HERE NOW.

623
00:27:48,289 --> 00:27:50,856
- OH, IF ONLY SANDY WAS HERE.

624
00:27:50,925 --> 00:27:52,124
SHE COULD HELP US.

625
00:27:52,193 --> 00:27:58,264
- OH, HEY,
MAYBE WE CAN USE THIS.

626
00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:00,499
I BORROWED IT
FROM SANDY'S TREE DOME.

627
00:28:00,568 --> 00:28:02,301
IT MIGHT BE OUR WAY
OUT OF HERE.

628
00:28:02,369 --> 00:28:05,137
SHH, EVERYBODY QUIET.

629
00:28:05,206 --> 00:28:07,239
HEY, SANDY,
I GOT YOUR RADIO.

630
00:28:07,308 --> 00:28:10,309
IF YOU WANT IT BACK,
COME AND GET IT.

631
00:28:10,378 --> 00:28:13,012
SHE'LL COME.

632
00:28:13,081 --> 00:28:15,881
- OH, GIVE ME THAT.

633
00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:17,450
[feedback squealing]

634
00:28:17,518 --> 00:28:20,152
SANDY? COME IN, SANDY.

635
00:28:20,221 --> 00:28:21,720
- SANDY CHEEKS HERE.

636
00:28:21,789 --> 00:28:24,991
SO IT WAS YOU WHO STOLE
MY OTHER RADIO, SQUIDWARD.

637
00:28:25,059 --> 00:28:26,525
- WHAT? NO.
I'M JUST--I--NO.

638
00:28:26,594 --> 00:28:29,996
- AH! SANDY'S TRAPPED
IN THAT BOX.

639
00:28:30,065 --> 00:28:31,030
[shattering]

640
00:28:31,099 --> 00:28:32,765
[electrical hissing]

641
00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:33,766
SANDY?

642
00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:35,201
- [growls]

643
00:28:35,270 --> 00:28:36,669
- [sighs]

644
00:28:36,738 --> 00:28:40,607
REMEMBER THE DAY
SANDY AND I GOT MARRIED?

645
00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:41,474
[all gasp]

646
00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:42,474
- WHAT?
- NO.

647
00:28:42,543 --> 00:28:43,676
- I'M FREAKING OUT.

648
00:28:43,745 --> 00:28:46,512
- MM-HMM.

649
00:28:46,581 --> 00:28:49,682
<i>[playing Wedding March]</i>

650
00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:56,789
¶ ¶

651
00:29:02,630 --> 00:29:04,697
- FRIENDS,
WE HAVE GATHERED HERE TODAY

652
00:29:04,766 --> 00:29:10,169
TO JOIN THESE TWO HEARTS
IN THE BONDS OF LOVE.

653
00:29:10,238 --> 00:29:14,039
SPONGEBOB, DO YOU TAKE SANDY
AS YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE?

654
00:29:14,108 --> 00:29:15,374
- I DO.

655
00:29:15,443 --> 00:29:17,443
- AND, SANDY,
DO YOU TAKE SPONGEBOB

656
00:29:17,512 --> 00:29:19,245
AS YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?

657
00:29:19,313 --> 00:29:20,746
- AND HOW.

658
00:29:20,815 --> 00:29:23,115
- WELL,
THEN I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU

659
00:29:23,184 --> 00:29:24,950
SPONGE AND SQUIRREL.

660
00:29:25,019 --> 00:29:27,754
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

661
00:29:31,092 --> 00:29:34,760
[smooching]

662
00:29:34,829 --> 00:29:37,230
[squeaking]

663
00:29:37,298 --> 00:29:40,266
[crashing]

664
00:29:40,335 --> 00:29:41,367
- BOO.

665
00:29:41,435 --> 00:29:42,602
YOU STINK.

666
00:29:42,671 --> 00:29:45,037
- WORST PLAY I'VE EVER SEEN.

667
00:29:45,106 --> 00:29:46,305
AND A TOTAL RIP-OFF.

668
00:29:46,374 --> 00:29:47,640
- HORRIBLE.

669
00:29:47,709 --> 00:29:49,475
- WHAT HAS HAPPENED
TO THE THEATER?

670
00:29:49,544 --> 00:29:51,210
- LOUSY COSTUMES.

671
00:29:51,279 --> 00:29:53,178
- THIS WAS A WASTE OF TIME.

672
00:29:53,247 --> 00:29:54,914
- I DIDN'T KNOW
THIS WAS A PLAY.

673
00:29:58,086 --> 00:30:00,753
- WELL, KIDS, THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE THE PART OF THE SHOW

674
00:30:00,821 --> 00:30:03,990
WHERE SPONGEBOB AND I
WERE GONNA WATCH OLD OUTTAKES

675
00:30:04,058 --> 00:30:06,658
AND REJECTED SCENES
AND TALK ABOUT 'EM.

676
00:30:06,727 --> 00:30:09,228
[crying]
BUT HE NEVER SHOWED UP.

677
00:30:09,297 --> 00:30:10,529
[sobs]

678
00:30:10,598 --> 00:30:14,032
AND NOW I'M STUCK
IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE.

679
00:30:14,101 --> 00:30:17,403
OH, WELL, WE ALREADY PAID
FOR THE AIRTIME,

680
00:30:17,472 --> 00:30:20,974
SO HERE THEY ARRR.

681
00:30:26,181 --> 00:30:27,679
HELLO, CHILDREN.

682
00:30:27,748 --> 00:30:29,982
YOU KNOW,
LIKE ANY GREAT WORK OF ART,

683
00:30:30,051 --> 00:30:32,818
SPONGEBOB DIDN'T JUST APPEAR
OUT OF NOWHERE.

684
00:30:32,887 --> 00:30:35,888
HE STARTED OUT AS A THOUGHT.

685
00:30:35,957 --> 00:30:39,759
THEN HE EVOLVED
INTO A PRIMITIVE RENDERING.

686
00:30:39,828 --> 00:30:42,160
AND ALONG THE WAY
TO BECOMING THE SPONGE

687
00:30:42,229 --> 00:30:43,829
THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE,

688
00:30:43,898 --> 00:30:46,165
HE WENT THROUGH MANY
DIFFERENT CHANGES

689
00:30:46,233 --> 00:30:48,034
AND PHASES

690
00:30:48,103 --> 00:30:50,236
AND PHANGES.

691
00:30:50,304 --> 00:30:52,905
AND CHANGE CAN BE VERY PAINFUL.

692
00:30:52,974 --> 00:30:55,074
FOR INSTANCE,
DID YOU KNOW THAT SPONGEBOB

693
00:30:55,142 --> 00:30:57,709
WAS NOT THE FIRST CHOICE
TO STAR IN THE SHOW?

694
00:30:57,778 --> 00:30:59,812
[gasps]
HARD TO BELIEVE, I KNOW.

695
00:30:59,881 --> 00:31:01,647
WATCH THESE OPENING THEMES,

696
00:31:01,716 --> 00:31:07,453
AND YOU'LL SEE
WHY HE WAS EVENTUALLY PICKED.

697
00:31:07,521 --> 00:31:09,188
- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

698
00:31:09,257 --> 00:31:11,056
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

699
00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:12,458
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

700
00:31:12,527 --> 00:31:14,660
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

701
00:31:14,729 --> 00:31:17,664
- ¶ OHH... ¶

702
00:31:17,732 --> 00:31:19,598
¶ WHO LIVES IN A MONUMENT
UNDER THE SEA? ¶

703
00:31:19,667 --> 00:31:21,701
all: ¶ SQUIDWARD TENTACLES ¶

704
00:31:21,769 --> 00:31:23,602
- ¶ OBNOXIOUS, ABRASIVE,
CONCEITED IS HE ¶

705
00:31:23,671 --> 00:31:25,371
all: ¶ SQUIDWARD TENTACLES ¶

706
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,739
- ¶ IF PRACTICAL COMMON SENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ¶

707
00:31:27,808 --> 00:31:30,109
all: ¶ SQUIDWARD TENTACLES ¶

708
00:31:30,178 --> 00:31:31,443
- NEXT!

709
00:31:31,512 --> 00:31:34,113
- ¶ OHH... ¶

710
00:31:34,181 --> 00:31:36,415
¶ WHO LIVES LIKE A BARNACLE
UNDER THE SEA? ¶

711
00:31:36,484 --> 00:31:38,884
- ¶ PATRICK SEASTAR ¶

712
00:31:38,953 --> 00:31:41,120
- [giggles]

713
00:31:41,189 --> 00:31:43,155
OOH. AAH! OOH.

714
00:31:43,224 --> 00:31:45,090
[glass shattering]
[laughs maniacally]

715
00:31:45,159 --> 00:31:46,659
- NOPE.

716
00:31:46,728 --> 00:31:49,595
- ¶ OHH... ¶

717
00:31:49,663 --> 00:31:51,764
¶ WHO LIVES IN AN ANCHOR
UNDER THE SEA? ¶

718
00:31:51,832 --> 00:31:53,665
all: ¶ EUGENE KRABS DOES ¶
- HEY.

719
00:31:53,734 --> 00:31:54,833
- ¶ CRUSTY AND RED
AND GREEDY IS HE ¶

720
00:31:54,902 --> 00:31:56,001
- COME BACK WITH ME MONEY.

721
00:31:56,070 --> 00:31:57,769
all: ¶ EUGENE KRABS DOES ¶

722
00:31:57,838 --> 00:31:59,539
- ¶ IF STINGY AND GREEDY
IS SOMETHING YOU WISH ¶

723
00:31:59,607 --> 00:32:02,508
all: ¶ EUGENE KRABS DOES ¶
- GIVE ME. GIVE ME. GIVE ME.

724
00:32:02,577 --> 00:32:03,509
- UGH.

725
00:32:03,577 --> 00:32:04,843
PRETTY CRUDDY, HUH, KIDS?

726
00:32:04,912 --> 00:32:07,212
HERE'S A REALLY OLD CLIP
OF SPONGEBOB.

727
00:32:07,281 --> 00:32:11,984
BACK THEN, CARTOONS WERE CALLED
"FLICKERING FUNNIES."

728
00:32:12,053 --> 00:32:14,653
[snoring]

729
00:32:14,722 --> 00:32:16,689
all: TIME TO GO TO WORK.

730
00:32:16,758 --> 00:32:20,726
- ¶ I'M READY, I'M READY
TO GO TO WORK ¶

731
00:32:20,795 --> 00:32:22,161
all: ¶ HE'S READY ¶
- ¶ READY ¶

732
00:32:22,230 --> 00:32:23,462
all: ¶ HE'S READY ¶
- ¶ YEAH ¶

733
00:32:23,531 --> 00:32:25,064
all: ¶ TO GO TO WORK ¶

734
00:32:25,132 --> 00:32:28,567
¶ ¶

735
00:32:28,636 --> 00:32:32,804
[ratcheting]

736
00:32:32,873 --> 00:32:35,507
[whistling and clanging]

737
00:32:35,576 --> 00:32:40,379
[boinging and clanging]

738
00:32:40,447 --> 00:32:44,050
- HELLO, KRUSTY KRAB.

739
00:32:44,118 --> 00:32:45,852
[whistles]

740
00:32:59,433 --> 00:33:03,502
¶ I'M READY, I'M READY
TO GO TO WORK ¶

741
00:33:03,570 --> 00:33:08,307
all: ¶ HE'S READY, HE'S READY
TO GO TO WORK ¶

742
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:14,880
¶ ¶

743
00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,348
bonk!

744
00:33:16,417 --> 00:33:20,719
- ¶ I'M READY, I'M READY
TO GO TO WORK ¶

745
00:33:20,788 --> 00:33:22,187
all: ¶ HE'S READY ¶
- ¶ I'M READY ¶

746
00:33:22,256 --> 00:33:23,489
all: ¶ HE'S READY ¶
- ¶ READY ¶

747
00:33:23,558 --> 00:33:25,157
all: ¶ TO GO TO WORK ¶

748
00:33:25,226 --> 00:33:26,191
[film hissing]

749
00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:28,661
- WHOA, HEY, KIDS,

750
00:33:28,729 --> 00:33:31,163
JUST HAVING
SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

751
00:33:31,232 --> 00:33:33,599
HEH-HEH-HEH.

752
00:33:33,668 --> 00:33:34,933
WHOA!

753
00:33:35,002 --> 00:33:35,768
HEY!

754
00:33:35,836 --> 00:33:37,769
OH--OH, DON'T SNEEZE.

755
00:33:37,838 --> 00:33:39,138
DON'T SNEEZE.

756
00:33:39,207 --> 00:33:43,108
- AHH--AHH--ACHOO.

757
00:33:43,177 --> 00:33:46,779
- [screaming]

758
00:33:50,551 --> 00:33:55,420
[crashing]

759
00:33:55,489 --> 00:33:57,623
OH. OOH.

760
00:33:57,692 --> 00:33:59,758
[gasping]

761
00:33:59,827 --> 00:34:01,760
[birds tweeting]

762
00:34:01,829 --> 00:34:03,529
[gasps]
THERE IT IS.

763
00:34:03,598 --> 00:34:05,130
SPONGEBOB'S HOUSE.

764
00:34:05,199 --> 00:34:08,600
OH, I FINALLY GET
TO MEET ME HERO.

765
00:34:08,669 --> 00:34:10,435
[metallic tapping]

766
00:34:10,504 --> 00:34:11,470
- WELL, HELLO.

767
00:34:11,539 --> 00:34:17,076
- [mumbles incoherently]

768
00:34:17,145 --> 00:34:18,110
bonk!

769
00:34:18,178 --> 00:34:20,212
- ARE YOU OKAY?

770
00:34:20,281 --> 00:34:21,947
MISTER?

771
00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:24,149
- MISTER, ARE YOU OKAY?

772
00:34:24,218 --> 00:34:26,385
- SPONGEBOB?

773
00:34:26,454 --> 00:34:29,488
- NAH, IT'S JUST ME,
THE GUY ON THE PENNY.

774
00:34:29,557 --> 00:34:32,024
- I'M NEVER
GONNA SEE SPONGEBOB.

775
00:34:32,092 --> 00:34:34,393
- [laughs]

776
00:34:34,462 --> 00:34:38,297
- SPONGEBOB.

777
00:34:38,366 --> 00:34:40,432
[all chanting]
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

778
00:34:40,501 --> 00:34:42,267
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.

779
00:34:42,336 --> 00:34:43,936
- AND WE DIDN'T EVEN GET
TO CELEBRATE

780
00:34:44,005 --> 00:34:47,039
THE KRUSTY KRAB'S
ELEVENTY-SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY.

781
00:34:47,108 --> 00:34:50,175
WE MISSED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN
THE GREATEST PARTY EVER.

782
00:34:50,244 --> 00:34:51,076
- HMPH.

783
00:34:51,145 --> 00:34:52,578
YOU GUYS READY TO GIVE UP?

784
00:34:52,647 --> 00:34:53,646
- YES.

785
00:34:53,715 --> 00:34:55,313
- YES.

786
00:34:55,382 --> 00:35:00,218
- AND I'LL JUST WRITE MYSELF
DOWN HERE FOR GIVING UP TOO.

787
00:35:00,287 --> 00:35:01,386
UH, SPONGEBOB?

788
00:35:01,455 --> 00:35:02,821
- NO, PATRICK.
I DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP.

789
00:35:02,890 --> 00:35:04,456
- OOH, I KNOW.

790
00:35:04,525 --> 00:35:08,660
LET'S JUST SAY OUR TEARFUL
FAREWELLS AND SOLEMN LAST WORDS.

791
00:35:08,729 --> 00:35:11,564
- I DIDN'T MAKE ANY MONEY.

792
00:35:11,633 --> 00:35:13,332
[sobbing]

793
00:35:13,401 --> 00:35:16,168
- I NEVER MADE ANYONE SICK
WITH ENVY.

794
00:35:16,237 --> 00:35:17,436
[sobbing]

795
00:35:17,504 --> 00:35:21,106
- I DIDN'T GET TO SLEEP IN
THIS MORNING.

796
00:35:21,175 --> 00:35:22,507
[sobbing]

797
00:35:22,576 --> 00:35:24,443
- GUYS, WE CAN'T GIVE UP NOW.

798
00:35:24,511 --> 00:35:26,211
WE GOT INTO THIS MESS TOGETHER,

799
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,847
AND WE'LL GET OUT OF IT
THE SAME WAY.

800
00:35:27,915 --> 00:35:28,948
- THROUGH THE FREEZER?

801
00:35:29,016 --> 00:35:31,983
- NO, BY USING OUR HEADS.

802
00:35:32,052 --> 00:35:34,520
- TO CONCOCT
AN ELABORATE ESCAPE PLAN?

803
00:35:34,588 --> 00:35:38,157
- [gasps]
NO, AS A BATTERING RAM.

804
00:35:38,226 --> 00:35:40,192
[metal crashing]

805
00:35:48,135 --> 00:35:48,934
HUP.

806
00:35:49,002 --> 00:35:52,838
[panting frantically]

807
00:35:52,906 --> 00:35:54,206
- OWIE.
- OW.

808
00:35:54,275 --> 00:35:55,841
- OW.

809
00:35:55,909 --> 00:35:57,076
- OWIE.
- OW.

810
00:35:57,145 --> 00:35:59,345
- OW.

811
00:35:59,413 --> 00:36:00,412
- OWIE.
- OW.

812
00:36:00,481 --> 00:36:01,446
- OW.

813
00:36:01,515 --> 00:36:02,448
- OKAY.

814
00:36:02,517 --> 00:36:03,782
THIS IS THE ONE.

815
00:36:03,851 --> 00:36:05,618
FEEL VERY GOOD ABOUT THIS.

816
00:36:05,687 --> 00:36:06,719
OKAY.

817
00:36:06,788 --> 00:36:08,587
READY?

818
00:36:08,656 --> 00:36:13,025
crash!

819
00:36:13,094 --> 00:36:15,594
- OH, BOY.
WE MADE IT OUT.

820
00:36:15,663 --> 00:36:16,662
WHOO-HOO!

821
00:36:16,731 --> 00:36:17,729
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.

822
00:36:17,798 --> 00:36:19,264
COME ON IN, FOLKS.

823
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:23,135
NO NEED TO SHOVE, PLENTY OF ROOM
FOR ALL YOUR MONEY.

824
00:36:23,204 --> 00:36:24,737
I, UH--AHH!

825
00:36:24,806 --> 00:36:26,572
WHERE ARE ALL ME CUSTOMERS?

826
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,673
THEY LEFT?

827
00:36:27,741 --> 00:36:29,642
WITH ALL THEIR MONEY?

828
00:36:29,711 --> 00:36:31,710
[sobs]

829
00:36:31,779 --> 00:36:34,813
- WE WENT THROUGH
ALL OF THAT FOR NOTHING?

830
00:36:34,882 --> 00:36:36,848
- OH, IT WASN'T FOR NOTHING,
SQUIDWARD.

831
00:36:36,917 --> 00:36:39,885
I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY
WITH MY BEST FRIENDS:

832
00:36:39,953 --> 00:36:42,388
YOU, SQUIDWARD,
AND YOU, PATRICK.

833
00:36:42,457 --> 00:36:43,989
- WHAT NOW?

834
00:36:44,057 --> 00:36:46,726
- AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE MAN
WHO MADE IT ALL POSSIBLE,

835
00:36:46,794 --> 00:36:48,027
MR. KRABS.

836
00:36:48,095 --> 00:36:49,628
WHAT COULD BE BETTER?

837
00:36:49,696 --> 00:36:51,597
- [crying]

838
00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:53,232
MONEY.

839
00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,566
- ¶ OHHH ¶

840
00:36:54,635 --> 00:36:57,236
- OH, NO,
HE'S NOT GONNA SING.

841
00:36:57,304 --> 00:37:02,008
- ¶ OH, KRUSTY KRAB,
OH, KRUSTY KRAB ¶

842
00:37:02,076 --> 00:37:06,312
¶ OH, HOW I LOVE YOU,
KRUSTY KRAB ¶

843
00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:10,883
¶ YOUR KRABBY PATTIES
FROM THE GRILL ¶

844
00:37:10,951 --> 00:37:14,987
¶ THE SMELL OF GREASE
GIVES ME A THRILL ¶

845
00:37:15,056 --> 00:37:19,859
¶ OH, KRUSTY KRAB,
OH, KRUSTY KRAB ¶

846
00:37:19,927 --> 00:37:24,196
¶ OH, HOW I LOVE YOU,
KRUSTY KRAB ¶

847
00:37:24,264 --> 00:37:28,400
¶ WITH PRICES HIGH
AND PORTIONS SMALL ¶

848
00:37:28,468 --> 00:37:32,404
¶ THERE'S STAINS OF MUSTARD
ON THE WALL ¶

849
00:37:32,473 --> 00:37:37,309
¶ OH, KRUSTY KRAB,
OH, KRUSTY KRAB ¶

850
00:37:37,377 --> 00:37:42,681
¶ OH, HOW I LOVE YOU,
KRUSTY KRAB ¶

851
00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:45,651
[chorus humming melody]

852
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:51,323
¶ ¶

853
00:37:51,392 --> 00:37:55,461
¶ OH, KRUSTY KRAB,
OH, KRUSTY KRAB ¶

854
00:37:55,529 --> 00:37:59,798
¶ OH, HOW I LOVE YA,
KRUSTY KRAB ¶

855
00:37:59,867 --> 00:38:03,836
¶ OH, KRUSTY KRAB,
OH, KRUSTY KRAB ¶

856
00:38:03,904 --> 00:38:07,906
¶ OH, HOW I LOVE YOU,
KRUSTY KRAB ¶

857
00:38:07,975 --> 00:38:12,344
[humming]

858
00:38:12,412 --> 00:38:15,547
¶ OH-WA-WA-WA-WA
WA-WA-WA ¶

859
00:38:15,616 --> 00:38:16,782
- [sobbing]

860
00:38:16,851 --> 00:38:19,652
- MR. KRABS, LOOK.

861
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,386
- ME CUSTOMERS?

862
00:38:21,455 --> 00:38:23,389
THEY'RE COMING BACK?

863
00:38:23,457 --> 00:38:27,826
SPONGEBOB'S DOPEY LITTLE SONG
IS BRINGING THEM BACK.

864
00:38:27,895 --> 00:38:29,928
[laughs]

865
00:38:29,997 --> 00:38:32,998
[all humming]

866
00:38:33,066 --> 00:38:37,703
¶ ¶

867
00:38:37,772 --> 00:38:39,237
- OH, KRUSTY KRAB,

868
00:38:39,306 --> 00:38:41,706
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE
FOR ME.

869
00:38:41,775 --> 00:38:43,509
WHEN I'M TIRED AND HUNGRY,

870
00:38:43,578 --> 00:38:46,344
I JUST REACH OUT MY HAND,
AND THERE YOU ARE

871
00:38:46,413 --> 00:38:49,614
WITH A KRABBY PATTY
THAT'S, OH, SO HOT AND JUICY.

872
00:38:49,683 --> 00:38:51,317
ARE YOU WITH ME, PEOPLE?

873
00:38:51,385 --> 00:38:53,118
all: YEAH!

874
00:38:53,186 --> 00:38:55,354
- I SAID
ARE YOU WITH ME, PEOPLE?

875
00:38:55,422 --> 00:38:57,356
all: YEAH!

876
00:38:57,424 --> 00:39:02,828
- IN THAT CASE,
LET'S GET SOME KRABBY PATTIES!

877
00:39:02,896 --> 00:39:04,963
- THERE'S NO ONE HERE.

878
00:39:05,031 --> 00:39:08,466
THE KRUSTY KRAB IS EMPTY.

879
00:39:08,535 --> 00:39:10,936
[giggles breathlessly]
I'VE WON.

880
00:39:11,005 --> 00:39:14,005
THE KRABBY FORMULA IS MINE!

881
00:39:14,074 --> 00:39:18,276
IT TOOK ELEVENTY-SEVEN YEARS,
BUT I GOT IT.

882
00:39:18,345 --> 00:39:19,344
OH, NO.

883
00:39:19,413 --> 00:39:20,779
[all cheering]

884
00:39:20,848 --> 00:39:22,381
NO.

885
00:39:22,450 --> 00:39:23,615
AAH! OOF.

886
00:39:23,684 --> 00:39:25,350
OUCH! OUCH!

887
00:39:25,419 --> 00:39:27,920
AAAAAYYY!

888
00:39:27,989 --> 00:39:29,421
OUCH!

889
00:39:29,490 --> 00:39:31,356
OUCH! OUCH!

890
00:39:31,425 --> 00:39:33,258
OW! OH, NUTS.

891
00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:37,496
- DID SOMEBODY ORDER
A KRABBY--WHOA!

892
00:39:37,565 --> 00:39:41,867
WHOAAAAA!

893
00:39:41,935 --> 00:39:43,001
WHOA, LOOK OUT.

894
00:39:43,070 --> 00:39:44,469
WHOA!

895
00:39:44,538 --> 00:39:47,138
WHOA, COMIN' THROUGH.
WHOA!

896
00:39:47,207 --> 00:39:48,707
WH-WH-WH-WH-WHOA!

897
00:39:48,776 --> 00:39:51,443
[all cheering]

898
00:39:51,512 --> 00:39:52,811
- [sighs]

899
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,646
'TIS A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT.

900
00:39:54,715 --> 00:39:57,349
IT WARMS ME HEART.

901
00:39:57,418 --> 00:39:58,250
[gasps]

902
00:39:58,319 --> 00:39:59,918
ME KRABBY PATTY RECIPE.

903
00:39:59,986 --> 00:40:01,753
WHAT'S IT DOING OUT HERE?

904
00:40:01,822 --> 00:40:03,054
WHOA-HO!

905
00:40:03,123 --> 00:40:04,956
SHOULD'VE KNOWN:
PLANKTON.

906
00:40:05,025 --> 00:40:09,928
- HEY, KRABS,
HAPPY ELEVENTY-SEVENTH?

907
00:40:09,996 --> 00:40:12,864
- IT'S LAUNCHING TIME.

908
00:40:12,933 --> 00:40:14,466
- PLEASE, KRABS.

909
00:40:14,534 --> 00:40:16,734
NO!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

910
00:40:16,803 --> 00:40:19,805
NO MORE LAUNCHING, PLEASE.

911
00:40:19,874 --> 00:40:21,540
- OH, ALL RIGHT.

912
00:40:21,609 --> 00:40:26,278
SINCE I'M IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD,
I'LL GO EASY ON YOU THIS TIME.

913
00:40:26,347 --> 00:40:29,481
- AAH!

914
00:40:34,955 --> 00:40:36,221
- THERE.

915
00:40:36,289 --> 00:40:38,823
HAPPY LANDINGS, PLANKTON.

916
00:40:38,892 --> 00:40:41,160
- YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T SO BAD.

917
00:40:41,228 --> 00:40:44,496
EVERYONE LOOKS LIKE LITTLE ANTS
FROM UP HERE.

918
00:40:44,565 --> 00:40:49,234
[laughing evilly]

919
00:40:49,303 --> 00:40:50,769
WAIT.
HELP.

920
00:40:50,837 --> 00:40:54,773
- STAY AWAY
FROM THE HIGH-TENSION WIRES.

921
00:40:54,842 --> 00:40:58,110
ALLOW ME TO OPEN THE DOOR
FOR A VALUED CUSTOMER.

922
00:40:58,178 --> 00:40:59,344
- GEE, THANKS, MISTER.

923
00:40:59,413 --> 00:41:01,313
TODAY MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.

924
00:41:01,382 --> 00:41:04,049
I FOUND A WALLET
WITH 50 BUCKS IN IT.

925
00:41:04,118 --> 00:41:07,619
- WOW, THAT'S SOME COINCIDENCE,
'CAUSE I LOST ONE EARLIER TODAY

926
00:41:07,688 --> 00:41:08,953
WITH 50 BU--AAAH!

927
00:41:09,022 --> 00:41:11,122
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

928
00:41:11,191 --> 00:41:14,560
COME BACK WITH ME WALLET,
YA THIEVING BILGE RAT.

929
00:41:18,699 --> 00:41:23,135
- HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,
KRUSTY KRAB.

930
00:41:23,203 --> 00:41:27,373
[laughing]

931
00:41:40,227 --> 00:41:43,595
- ¶ BEAUTIFUL DREAMER ¶

932
00:41:43,664 --> 00:41:47,199
¶ OUT ON THE SEA ¶

933
00:41:47,268 --> 00:41:49,968
¶ MERMAIDS ARE CHANTING ¶

934
00:41:50,037 --> 00:41:54,840
¶ THE WILD LORELIE ¶

935
00:41:54,909 --> 00:41:57,842
¶ OVER THE STREAMLET ¶

936
00:41:57,911 --> 00:42:01,447
¶ VAPORS ARE BORN ¶

937
00:42:01,515 --> 00:42:07,486
¶ WAITING TO FADE
AT THE BRIGHT COMING MORN ¶

938
00:42:09,357 --> 00:42:12,324
[humming]

939
00:42:12,392 --> 00:42:16,328
¶ ¶

940
00:42:16,396 --> 00:42:18,964
¶ LA DA DEE,
LA DA DUM ¶

941
00:42:19,032 --> 00:42:23,601
¶ LA DA DEE,
LA DA DEE ¶

942
00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:24,737
TEMPO! TEMPO!

943
00:42:24,805 --> 00:42:30,275
¶ ¶